Basic hygiene routine that everyone should know

body

  • standing in soapy shower water does not clean your feet. you have to actually wash them
  • dry between your toes. bacteria lives there and it causes the smell, not the sweat
  • behind your ears and your belly button, both collect grime and both get skipped constantly
  • deodorant needs dry skin to work. if you’re already sweating, it’s too late
  • sweat has no smell. bacteria does. covering it with more product doesn’t fix it
  • put lotion on while your skin is still a little damp after the shower. it actually absorbs instead of sitting on top

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oral

  • floss before you brush, not after. it breaks up the debris so brushing removes it
  • bad breath comes from your tongue, not your teeth. brush it, especially near the back
  • if someone offers you a mint, take it
  • rinse with water after coffee or anything sweet. you don’t need a toothbrush, just water
  • if canker sores keep coming back, try switching to an SLS-free toothpaste. a lot of people don’t know that’s what’s causing it

skin and hair

  • hot showers wreck your skin barrier over time. lukewarm
  • moisturize right when you get out, skin still damp. waiting makes it less effective
  • shampoo goes on your scalp, not your hair. the lengths clean on the way down
  • change your pillowcase every 3–4 days if you’re breaking out. your face is on it for 8 hours a night

clothing and home

  • if your towel smells and you use it, you smell. you just can’t tell because you’re used to it
  • gym clothes need washing after every session, not every few
  • close the toilet lid before you flush. bacteria spray several feet into the air and land on everything in the room
  • your phone has more bacteria than a toilet seat and goes against your face constantly
  • sheets weekly, pillowcase more

the stuff nobody mentions

  • washing your hands means 20 seconds with soap. running water over them does basically nothing
  • trim nose and ear hair. no one says anything and everyone notices
  • fingers don’t clean under your nails. get a nail brush
  • smell your used floss once. if it smells bad, your mouth smells bad and you’ve been walking around not knowing

intimate

  • the vagina is self-cleaning. water on the outside only, soap inside causes the exact problems people think it prevents
  • fragrance is the most common cause of intimate irritation, not bacteria. switch to unscented and most of it goes away
  • cotton underwear, especially after workouts. not negotiable

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